Sometimes we hear people's darkest secrets. Sometimes they make us laugh. A recent phone call below:
EF: Her phone #?
Him: She doesn't have a phone.
EF: She doesn't have a phone?
Him: We got into a fight and I disconnected everything.
EF(lol): Maybe you should send her a phone instead of roses.

When the driver got there, the recipient could be heard swearing about the sender as she brought the flowers into the house.